The Quirky Hitman Series
The Hitman You Never Expected
This short story collection is a work of fictional satire and not meant to be taken seriously.
At all. Seriously.
These stories are not meant to be taken seriously, literally. It pokes brief fun at several popular tropes used in fiction including erotica, threesome relationships, and the virgin heroine trope.
This story is not intended for audiences under 18 years of age due to suggestive scenes - implied and suggested, but not detailed - and language.
I hope you enjoy this series!
JM 
The Quirky Hitman
Dylan Greene is a special type of hitman.
But when Travis Baker is the next hit ordered, will Dylan be able to take out a childhood friend, or is there another option?
Disclaimer:
This short story is a work of fictional satire and not meant to be taken seriously. At all.
Seriously. This story is not meant to be taken seriously, literally. It pokes brief fun at several popular tropes used in fiction.
This story is not intended for audiences under 18 years of age due to suggestive scenes - implied and suggested, but not detailed - and language.
The Honorable Judge Hammersmith
Book Two in The Quirky Series - This is not a standalone story.
What happens next in the Courtroom of The Honorable Judge Hammersmith when not one, not two, but three witnesses come back from the dead to testify in the court case against Mitchell Whitman?
What other surprises are in store for the unsuspecting Judge?
The Quirky Hitman's Daughter
The concluding tale in the Quirky Hitman Series follow's Dylan's oldest - Jordan.
Faced with living three hours away at college, Jordan Greene-Baker is well aware that it'll take a certain type of person that can handle her family - in particular her mother.
In fact, she frequently uses her non-traditional family as a means to scare off her dates. If they can't handle all of the strings, and the fact that Jordan isn't likely to put out, then they are better off as exes.
Until Thomas "Tommy" Freemont notices Jordan in a class. Will he be the one that lasts longer than a few dates? Can he withstand the gauntlet that is Jordan's mother and family?
Can Jordan survive his own family?
